Fat People are Hard to Kidnap, Tee

Designer: Delaura Estes

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Size Guide

Womenswear Size Guide Menswear Size Guide

Womens Sizing Guide

Single sizing - Body measurements
Size	6		8		10		12		14		16		18
To Fit	cm	ins	cm	ins	cm	ins	cm	ins	cm	ins	cm	ins	cm	ins
Bust	80	30.5	84	33	88	34.5	93	36.5	98	38.5	104	41	112	44
Waist	62	24.5	68	26.5	70	27.5	75	29.5	80	31.5	87	34	94	37
Lower Hip	86	34	90	35.5	94	37	99	39	104	41	110	43.5	117	46

Womens Bra Guide

Single sizing - Body measurements
(inches)	overbust
underbust	29	30	31	32	33	34	35	36	37	38	39
23.5	28AA	28A	28B
25.5		30AA	30A	30B	30C
27.5			32AA	32A	32B	32C	32D	32DD	32E	32F
29.5				34AA	34A	34B	34C	34D	34DD	34E	34F
31.5					36AA	36A	36B	36C	36D	36DD	36E
33.5						38AA	38A	38B	38C	38D	38DD

Women's leg length guide

Length	Short	Regular	Long
cm	76	81	86
inches	30	32	34

Women's footwear guide

UK	3	4	5	6	7	8	9
European	36	37	38	39	40	41	42
U.S.A	5	6	7	8	9	10	11

Size	xs	s	m	l	xl	xxl
To Fit	cm	ins	cm	ins	cm	ins	cm	ins	cm	ins	cm	ins
Chest	81-86	32-34	89-94	35-37	97-02	38-40	104-109	41-43	112-117	44-46	119-124	47-49
Waist	71-76	28-30	76-81	30-32	81-86	32-34	86-91	34-36	91-96	36-38	96-102	38-40
Collar	37-39	14.5-15	39-41	15.5-16	40-42	16-16.5	43-45	17-17.5	45.5-47	18-18.5	47-48.5	18.5-19

UK Size	6	7	8	9	10	11	12
Euro Size	40	41	42	43	44	45	46
US Size	7	8	9	10	11	12	13

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Inseam

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Designer

This shirt pretty much describes itself... this is not intended to be mean or degrading... just funny and true on a lot of levels... definately gets more chuckles than frowns...

This dezign is currently available in jus about any color you want, printed on100% cotton Anvil 6.5oz Heavyweight tshirts. (if we are out of Anvil we will occasionally substitute with a comparable brand but same weight of shirt)... sizes small through extra large (we can and will print on larger sizes, just give us a holler for details)...

Mucho Aloha and thanks for looking!

Sex: Men
Category: Tees
Fit: Original Fit
Visits: 1691
Stock: 400
Product Number: 994