Have you look at us lately? We've been busy. A little revamping of the site, and a handful of new shirts. Here's some links to check them out.

The New WWF - http://www.orangealexander.com/1075.html

And he climbs nimbly to the top rope! I think he's gonna... oh no he's gonna... yes, he's gonna do it! The PANDA PUNCH OUT! It's his signature move, and this poor fella is gonna get it. He's on the top rope! His paws are in the air! Here we go! 

Hopeless Bromantic - http://www.orangealexander.com/1077.html 

There he sat. So strong, vibrant. A real man's man. He looked like he could pound tequila without flinching. Clearly, a champion of beer pong, uhm, beirut. Definitely would help you move. You know, a true bro. 

U-P-G-R-A-Y-E-D-D - http://www.orangealexander.com/1079.html 

With two D's, as he says, is for a "Double Dose" of his pimping. You see, a pimp's love is different than that of a square. It's a fascinating world, though. 

Day Bow Bow - http://www.orangealexander.com/1080.html 

See! We've been busy. Head over to our site, and check out the updated design, and all the new stuff. And don't forget, we've got some special tees set up with RedBubble. Make sure the check them out under the "redbubble" tab on the site!

Love,

Orange Alexander 

So, if I write it out, and post it, that means I have to do it. It's now in the collection conscience of the world wide web. Therefore, it must be true! And, must be completed.

We are looking into creating a space for you to vote on new designs, and earn points that can be used for free stuff, like bags, hats and even free tees! I'll announce it here, and keep you up on progress! 

Yes, we've split up. It was mutual, but I've got the feeling there was someone else... Possibly a rock star, or a comedian. But, no matter, we and hoodies no longer hang. Frankly, it was due to a lack of interest, on both our parts. We just changed. Hoodies, boy, always wanted to go jogging, or work out, you know, hit the gym. We always wanted to just watch football, and smear greasy pizza hands on 'em. It was never gonna work.

But, if, for some reason, you have a huge issue with the break-up, let us know. We will consider giving Hoodies a call, maybe getting some coffee.

Check out the new tees we've posted on RedBubble.

Safari

Deep in the jungle, wild creatures stir. Dead foliage crunches under your tan-booted feet, but it is not the only sound. Clutching your elephant rifle, you pray for a clearing while cursing the trees. You spin left… nothing. And that’s when you hear it, the deep breathe of your prey, the panther.

Attus Volan

The flying spider crouches, it’s fangs drawn taut, waiting. Inching ever closer to the edge of its perch, attus volan watches with deep intent. Without warning, it leaps, flying viciously towards its next meal and host of its children...

Hunters

Deep in the jungle, wild creatures stir. Dead foliage crunches under your tan-booted feet, but it is not the only sound. Clutching your elephant rifle, you pray for a clearing while cursing the trees. You spin left… nothing. And that’s when you hear it, the deep breathe of your prey, the panther.

Here's the whole selecton.  http://www.redbubble.com/people/oasagan